WHY NPH IS LEGENDARY.

China Ikea.

This is a Reblog:

IKEA's slogan in Beijing China is 
"Our home is Your home!"
and the Chinese take it seriously.




Go to IKEA, I was shocked by all kinds of sleeping postures on each bed and each sofa, deeply deeply shocked!
0 to 80 years old, are all so indulged in sleeping!

Beds without someone sleeping on them were all a mess.

Daycare center does not require store receipt to pick up their child.

People are so clever!

My husband said, we have to wait till after our generation all die first, then we can talk about quality (of people).
IKEA, I am really impressed by your tolerance!





This blog post showed some pictures form Ikea in Beijing:

Beijing people already use their action to express “IKEA is our home”, it is good place for a peaceful nap.

The code.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.Through passion, I gain strength.Through strength, I gain power.Through power, I gain victory.Through victory, my chains are broken.The Force shall free me.

Your problems.

ok first, you dont even know me, you say that people dont like me. you hear stories about me, yet you dont clarify with me, EVEN after i asked u. secondly, at the start of our FYP i made it clear to you that we should try to be as open as possible so that when we are in germany there wouldn't be much awkwardness here. And also i said that if we have problems we should tell each other, i even told alif situation and even andrew situation. all you can say is 'ya i got problem i of course will say' then you come talk behind my back, write all these shit ass stuff on your book. imagine me sitting next to you then you're down there twitting 'annoying' about me and writing all those shit about me. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME. all you know are stuff from people, people who say they dislike me.. seriously? First day of FYP, i made a fool of myself just to break the tension. and you would come say im annoying. WOW OMFG. you lagi best. so fucking lazy, ask you wanna eat what, ask you wanna go where. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEN? i cook dinner for you, you say not nice, even have the balls to say you dont care, got food to eat can already, you know how fucking hurtful is that for me? i fking take pride in my food, i even apologized for cooking the food badly and you said 'ok' . omg. then weekend i suggest we go some of the cities and sights. you said anything. go already , to both places, you said boring . AND AS IF I OWE YOU THE PLEASURE OF ENTERTAINMENT YOU KNOW? as if im the tour guide and i must make u feel good. you realise that that's how i will feel, a suggestion does not mean that im the organizer. and if the city or your 'time' isnt good, dont say until like it's my fault. cos the way your fking expression, your fking moodless shit ass sick fking face shows it all. and even on the way back from stuttgart you can tell your friend, 'aiya nth much, not fun' in front of me, eh go dig a hole and bury urself inside lah.

When we came here, like talk about things, like you debating with me sia. you think i dunno about your malaysia stuff r? come say things like 'aiya you duno anything' YEAH SHE REALLY SAID THAT. and that we singaporeans are too secluded, yeah i'll agree with you, but if im having a conversation with you about such issues you think i still have such a narrow minded brain? fuck you. im more open minded than you any time. dont forget, you're the one judging me in the first place. SO NOW IM JUDGING YOU. fucker.

your shit ass attitude, talk to you sometimes really make me damn pissed, please, if i ask u something, dont reply with anything. then afterwards tell the whole world that 1) how insensitive i am to you by not making decisions on my own. 2) planning things that BORES you. 3) buying food and cooking for you and u still say taste like fuck 4) saying that im annoying when im just trying to entertain you cos u looked so bored . but in actuality you were just sick as fuck. .

can u imagine everyday hearing you saying how sick u r, how much nose bleed, how much pain your cough is giving you, is fking annoying. yes i understand the pain, but dont tell a guy a problem den expect nth. it's like telling me you're going to shit and expect me to wipe ur ass. so i buy u medicine, and you said,'buy for what ? i cured already' yeah right. i brought medicine and stuff for myself . u didnt even bring a shit, first few days kena fever, cough, running nose, numb feet, leg numbness and leg pain. AND U DIDNT BRING A SHIT. and oh i kept offering u MY medication but u keep rejecting them, comtinue to be a bitch and still say how much pain u r in, and say that i dont need to help. and with that tone, its as though 'pls help me but i'll say no cos i have my woman pride' and then when u forcefully tell me not to help you, and i dont, your tone is like 'so ungentlemenly' BOSS LAH. I CLAP FOR YOU. really, lemme applaud you. i hope u freeze to death.

fuck it the worst part is saying that MANY people dislike me. oh please oh please, you know me how long? those people are who? please tell me, ur many people r who? u think i know u in the first place before oipp? joke lah. u cannot go oipp with your boyfriend alrdy then come give this lj attitude. u think i wanna come here with u in the first place r. knn. Dont forget, i dont owe you anything. never did, never will.

first few days keep taking care of you, keep showing concern, till i realise i was wasting my time, cos u dont even bother, maybe cos i not your boyfriend lah.. right.. other guys cannot take care of you. fking princess sia. wow. i not even your fucking boyfriend. i realised that after your shit ass tweet 'annoying' and not to mention the reply you gotten. i know lah all your that group people all talk back behind my bag one, in front of everyone only act damn friendly. dont think i dunno. stupid kampong people come here think they all god.

and i honestly dont care if you r my girlfriend's friend or sister friend or wtv, i show no face to people who disrespect me. respect begets respect. u shown me none, i'll show you the middle finger.

whatever, talk wtv shit you want behind my back. no one can satisfy everyone. die and freeze to death for all i care.

Pandora box

Sometimes when you realise that you can't make everyone happy, but when you find out that so many people dislikes you, then what happens then? Too many political stuff. I don't understand. What did I do to offend those people, whoever they are. So ironic when you don't even know these people and they are gossiping about how much they dislike you. The problem is not getting thrown to you in the face, but knowing it through opening of the pandora box. Your heart races with anger, hurt and despair. You don't know the truth yet you found it out, a fraction, or false truth. I'll never know.

"got problem come say to my face, don't spread your sense of 'truth' to others and make everything all complicated."

So what now? Is it that even my close friends know all these things and no one even bother to tell me? Am I really that much of an eyesore to everyone? Seriously don't come say hi to me when you even dislike me in the first place. I fucking hate fake people. It's one thing to dislike someone, but it's another thing to tell others why. And that reason might not even be true. For fuck sakes I do it too but at least I tell the truth. Damn she pisses me off. I never done anything to her yet she still dares to write those things about me. You don't even know me. And to think I even bothered to take care of you when you were sick on the first few days. I bought you medicine, constantly asked if you were alright and try to show as much concern as possible. BUT you still shower me with 'no wonder so many people dislikes you' . Wow . You're not even my girlfriend you know? You're just someone I'm stuck with halfway around the world for 3 months. YES STUCK. and I know u feel the same way too. So fuck it, u think you girl big shit r? Must lyan you like some slave. Pua cb. Got problem say to my face, don't cough here cough there, then still say you ok. Nb I buy u medicine out from my own money you say 'buy for what I also cured already' when at that moment you were coughin like fuckz BITCH PLEASE you don't want people take care of you then wtv la. I told your mum I'll take care of you alrdy but of u give such a lj attitude in return then I'll let you rot in your own puddle of shit nb everyday nose bleed, tell me alrdy u wan me do what? I offer Vicks for you then you say don't need . Every.fucking.day. Got problem you ownself settle, don't tell me alrdy then say don't need take care. U think I do free listen to your sickness r.

I'd rather have an idiot of a roommate than a backstabbing sick ass fuck for my oipp trip . And you know who I'm referring to. Knn.

And seriously, If u all my friends tell me straight to the face wtf other people or even yourselves got problem with me, don't act all friendly in front of me then behind my back like some bitch go backstab and bad mouth me.

You want see my fucking horns? I'll show you fucking hell.

How to Boost Male Hormone Levels

Random stuff i read at 6am in the morning.. This article is godlike. Love itttt.

How to Boost Male Hormone Levels

By Mack LeMouse | Mens Health | Rating:

 

In recent decades what it means to be a man has been changing. 'Metrosexuals' are the new cool guys, and it is considered being in touch with your feminine side and comfortable with your sexuality if you file your nails and straighten your hair. The guys women find attractive in the cinema are 'Edward Cullen' and other skinny men without an ounce of muscle on them. It gets to the point where even you and I find ourselves in dance classes instead of the gym.

There are many reasons for this. The women's liberation is often cited as one, with women gaining a more prominent role in society. Another is probably the media – which affects this fact as it starts to cater for women who have just as much money to take to the cinema as men. Finally another theory often postulated is that there is actually oestrogen – the female hormone – in our water. This then would actually be making men more feminine directly. So how can you go about increasing your male hormones and restore the balance a little?

Fortunately there are quite a few things that can increase your male hormones and specifically your testosterone and these all revolve around your diet and your lifestyle. There are many foods and supplements that can help your body to produce extra testosterone naturally for instance. For example if you eat red meats they will help you to produce extra testosterone, giving you one more excuse to eat steak. Likewise the herb 'tribulis terrestris' can also increase your natural production and is found in a number of supplements aimed at increasing testosterone. A range of other supplements also include a number of testosterone boosting herbs and ingredients including Oxcat, ZMA and more. These work to varying degrees however and the noticeable difference when taking these in either supplement or raw form is minimal. At the same time you should also avoid eating things that either contain oestrogen or increase your body's natural production of oestrogen. Among these is most notably celery that can decrease your natural production as a result. Similarly as the water is said to now contain oestrogen (as a result of women disposing of their own supplements and… tissues…) you might do well to avoid drinking tap water where possible and to instead drink bottled water or another drink. This is a bit expensive however of course so is only really advisable for those who are very serious about changing their hormone levels.

Fortunately there are other more simple ways to increase your testosterone that do have a more profound effect. One of these is to simply work out more, which will create all kinds of hormonal changes in your body and all of which will cause you to be more masculine. While this will increase testosterone levels through the link with muscle (lifting heavy for fewer reps to build mass rather than to improve definition is supposed to be the best way to increase 'T'), it will also create more growth hormone which is not technically a male hormone but has many of the same effects causing you to build more muscle, lose more fat and feel more powerful and energetic. It also causes the production of many so-called 'happiness' hormones which act like natural anti-depressants and leave you feeling more positive and energetic. Interestingly testosterone is also increased indirectly by exercise – as losing weight can also lower oestrogen levels in the body.

Another activity that can cause you to produce more testosterone is to have more sexual activity. The main form of this of course is just sex which again causes a range of chemical changes in the body, but studies have also shown masturbation to increase testosterone too – which to the brain is very similar to sex. The studies, granted, only showed a 'spike' in testosterone levels when the men masturbated, but then that testosterone has to go somewhere. Having sex in the morning (and theoretically masturbating in the morning) has been shown to drive up our hormone levels for the rest of the day).

As any woman knows the only time a man does not want sex is when he is too tired. This is not only because it is too much effort though, but also because tiredness is a sure fire way to kill testosterone levels. Finally aggression has also been shown to be linked with testosterone. While the assumption is that testosterone causes aggression, the reality is that it is a two way thing and anything your body does regularly it gets better at. This is not an excuse to go out starting bar fights, so instead try playing shoot 'em ups and beat 'em ups on the Xbox, or watching a violent film which will also increase your heart rate temporarily.

In short then there are a lot of ways to increase your testosterone levels, and it is perhaps unsurprising that most of these are behaviours that are considered typically male; eating red meat, lifting weights, sleeping, shouting at the screen while shooting things and having lots of sex. In turn you can expect to feel the benefits of that testosterone – increased drive, energy, sexual performance, muscle tone and weight loss. There is nothing wrong with being in touch with your feminine side and in fact it is very beneficial, but at the same time we should not be afraid of being men either, and it can even be bad for us to do so. Now go and cook up a steak and book tickets to see The Expendables.

Source: Health Guidance

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